Summer Doldroms
THIS JUST IN:
“Hello All,
A casualty of the move: we have a missing lamp! It is a roughly 4-foot-tall black-and-chrome floor lamp with a 2-foot-wide horizontal circular metal shade on a swing arm. Can you let me know if this was accidentally placed in your office?
Thanks.”
The English Department upgraded to a fancy new building this summer, so we can expect many more “Hello All I’m Missing [blank] Piece of Ikea Furniture” emails in the near future.
In related news, summer is boring in a college town.
