December 2008
6 posts
Flame by BK →
“Behold the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Magical.
Whopper Virgins →
Oh Burger King, your self-seriousness is downright impressive. Now, I haven’t eaten a Whopper in years, but I’ve been craving one since October. I didn’t think there was a Burger King in College Park but after an extensive Google search I discovered there’s one RIGHT NEXT to my apartment. I wonder if my Whopper virginity has been restored because it’s been so long...
“I’d rather go to church drunk than hungover.”
– My cousin, on the virtues of midnight mass vs. Christmas morning mass
“When you’re trying to find someone to love, someone who might love you—is it...”
– The Morning News
Welcome (Back)
Hello, lovers.
Welcome to my new tumblr.
So, I left my Midtown Holding Pattern back in July, and now I’m College Parked here in Maryland pursuing my MFA in fiction. I wish I could go back in time and tell my little girl self that it is indeed possible to get a master’s degree in make believe.
I’m (almost) 25 and I’m back in college. Real college, with a campus and...